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17. Nov 2008

Best pickup lines! – Esmaspäev, kell on 1.35

Kategoorias: tarkust-täis — villu @ 01:35

Paar vingemat pickup line’i!


Excuse me, have i fucked you yet?

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?

Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there’s someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)

I’m easy. Are you?

Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I’m not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

You look just like my mother.


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